Everybody Loses

If the eulogies are to be believed, Tale of Two Cities is calling it quits. Today will mark both the final Half-Nelson Report and the site's last Blue States Lose column. Luckily, Blue States Lose will apparently be moving to a popular site that "begins with a "G," ends with an "R" and almost, almost rhymes with motherfucker." Let's observe a quick moment of silence. Okay, done.